Rise Park family 3:04 Tue May 26
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Have real shiner....playing cricket with my little girls yesterday, turned away and got ball lobbed straight in face. Haven't had one for years......I am of course telling everyone at work got it defending a maiden's honour :-)
Anyone suffered a similarly stupid fate other than fisticuffs?
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MrCrowmanSir
10:49 Tue May 26
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Roger Mellie 10:23 Tue May 26
No, only Chinese driving.
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Nurse Ratched
10:46 Tue May 26
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Do you think it was something we said...?
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mashed in maryland
10:44 Tue May 26
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Nurse Ratched 10:26 Tue May 26
Got walloped by 2 women in a month once.
Only one of em gave me a black eye though
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bruuuno
10:27 Tue May 26
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gph 7:11 Tue May 26
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I was once present in a pub where a bloke got part of his ear bitten off and my girlfriend at the time promptly puked up the side of the pool table
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Nurse Ratched
10:26 Tue May 26
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Unfortunately all my facial and other injuries (black eyes, split lip, knife wound just below the elbow) were inflicted deliberately by angry men.
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Roger Mellie
10:23 Tue May 26
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MrCrowmanSir 10:21 Tue May 26
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japs eye.
Have you ever tried Japanese Driving?
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Worst Case Ontario
10:17 Tue May 26
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worm 3:09 Tue May 26
In fairness the 36 tins of Stella you had in the cart weren't helping your image.
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Spandex Sidney
7:12 Tue May 26
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Getting a black eye 'defending a maiden's honour' = Attempted Rape
I'd stick with the 'little girl bodylining' you story
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gph
7:11 Tue May 26
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People are unreasonably freaked out by facial mutilation.
I once took a visiting friend to a pub, and he spotted someone with a missing ear (looked like it had been bitten off).
To this day, my mate claims I put his life in danger by taking him to such a den of iniquity.
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mashed in maryland
7:07 Tue May 26
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On a related note someone I know was in an accident at work and has a huge fucking gangster-style stripe down the side of his face like he's been done with a stanley.
Poor fucker honestly reckons he's been rejected from jobs cos of it.
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Grumpster
5:19 Tue May 26
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After an all dayer in the Firkin a couple of years ago, me and the missus went strolling off down Hornchurch high st to go and get a curry.
At the corner she playfully tried to shoulder barge me, but just bounced off, lost her footing down the kerb and knocked herself spark out in the middle of the road.
Picked her up and plonked her down and the road looked like someone had been murdered there, as head wounds like to squirt blood everywhere.
The black eye the next day was magnificent and being a gentleman, I refused to take her to Romford as I knew it would be a nightmare on a Sunday night and made her go to Southend instead, as it was on the way home on the train. Both drunkedly fell asleep on the train and woke up at Benfleet with her face covered in blood where it was leaking while she snored.
Silly mare.
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madeeasy
4:52 Tue May 26
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what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing she's been told twice already...
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Darlo Debs
4:06 Tue May 26
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Your mrs been slappin you about bruuuno?
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bruuuno
4:02 Tue May 26
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yep - woke up one morning with one must have wacked myself in my sleep. Of course no one believed me
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Darlo Debs
3:42 Tue May 26
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You clumsy oaf :-)
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Upton Bubbles
3:35 Tue May 26
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Back in th early 90's. was a trainee engineer for a house builder.
Was working over on the Chells Estate in Stevenage setting out the roads / drainage etc. was 1 of two on a lovely tranquil brownfield site. Instead of picking up a single pack of 4x2" road setting out stakes, tried to be clever and pick up a pack of four with each hand.
Bent down, got hands underneath, lovely old job, straight back and lift.
Got the balance just slighty wrong on both sides, one pack swung up and clocked clean on the end of my beak, I turned away from the impact only for the other pack to smash me right on the same spot.
Fucking claret everywhere and a couple of black eyes.
Yes I was (and probably still am) a stupid cunt! That's why I steer clear of sites now and base myself in the office!
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monto
3:09 Tue May 26
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How can I be racist, one of my eyes is black.
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worm
3:09 Tue May 26
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Mrs worm took her mates kids over the playground. Came back with a massive cut on her lip and grazes all down her face.
The roundabout had caused the problem. To slippery apparently.
That cleared up after about a week then she belted herself with a plank of wood while we were taking her old shed down.
Fucking embarrassing walking round Sainsburys with her. I felt like every fucker was looking at me thinking I did it.
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Mr Polite
3:09 Tue May 26
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I've had a black mans pinch.
Thanks again for that defjam x
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defjam
3:07 Tue May 26
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Black eyes = Racist!
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